GIRLS TOASTING GUYS

GIRL:          Hi handsome.
BOY:           Mcheeew (rolling his eyes) 
GIRL:         C’mon I mean no harm dude. Just spare me a few minutes of your time.
BOY:            say what you have to and leave immediately.
GIRL:         okay I have been watching you pass here everyday and i feel attracted to you.
BOY:          only that?
GIRL:         I think you are hydrogen cause whenever I see you my heart beats with a pop                     sound.
BOY:          (blushing) aaaww stop the flattery.
GIRL:         I’m d--n serious. Can’t you see that am not sobber and am staggering?That                         simply proves that am drunk in love with you.
BOY:          (smiling) go straight to The point,can’t you see am busy? (drawing patterns                         on The ground using his feet)

GIRL:         wow your smile is like Al Quaeda terrorists cause it has just captured The territory of my heart. Please give me a chance to invest in your heart business and you will see the profits through my love for you.

BOY:          You girls are just the same.You Just want to use me then dump me heartlessly.

GIRL:         OMG! Dats so inhuman. I want to show you true love that can never

even be witnessed in the Soap Operas.

BOY:          Kkk let me think about it then I will reply you later.

GIRL:         Okay handsome,take as much time as you want. 

                    Whatever your decision is, I will respect it but please say Yes.

QUESTION: Will there ever be a beautiful time like this? when girls will do the ‘toasting’ And The boys do the ‘blushing’ Or is it just wishful dreaming??

if it happens like this girls will end up single forever!!!